The 7 WONDERS OF the PFS (part one)

Well, hello everyone and welcome on this voyage through the world of PFS.

For those who already are in PFS or have at least been there once, i bet u will know what i'll be talking about... but for the cluless and intrigued, i shall be taking all of you on a journey as we uncover the facts, secrets and myths of some of the most amazing places in the PFS (in case you're wondering... it stands for Penang Free School)

So please get yr notebook and little pocket pens ready in case you come across anything interesting. Here we go...



THE 1ST WONDER... THE SENIOR LAVATORY

Well, it's no wonder that this is one of the seven wonderful wonders of PFS. But for the sake of those who are 'lost' i shall explain further... why do i say it's wonderful? Well firstly because it's PINK!!!, i dunno what's it with our school authorities but come on... pink and boys dont go together esp. when it comes to excretion matters... give a sweating boy a pink hanky and he'll hate u for life... what more a defeacating man!!!! Ah! now i get it (with that thought the author decides to move to his next point)... thats why our toilets are so rebelliously unclean... our students want to escape the PINKY HORROR that they try to spend as little time in the toilet as they can. Well in the process unfortunately, we boys can be a bit clumsy at times... you know... forgetting to flush or flushing too hard till the toilet gives way or dropping the entire tissue packet into the gulf of doom... or even forgetting to umm umm... ahh nevermind. But you cant blame us for causing excessive carbon my-backside or amonia... the toilet is PINK! Even the BRAIN hates PINKY (u know the pinky and the brain)

Legend has it that once a mighty knight in all his splendor had to use a 'throne' to save a "damsel in distress" or rather his "bowells in-digest" so he rode his noble steede to the pink cave of waste... as he approached he could smell the stench of carbon mybackside and yellow liquid which told him things were going to get worse. The mighty knight then took a deep breath and went in not knowing what to expect. Alas when he came across the gulfs of dooms all of them were full with oceans of overflowingly abundant yellow fluid from one's bladder. Disgusted by the sight and the stench the knight gave a sigh of dismay and to his horror, his nostrills inhaled the worst mixtures of chemicals in the entire universe. Nearly fainting the knight sprawled his way out of the cave. His "damsels" were now screaming for release... he had to do something fast so he ran to the a smaller cave(jr. toilet) situated about like 35 metres away... but to his horror the Wicked Witch of the Valley had gotten there earlier than his nobleness and had stollen all the locks for a secret spell which could turn blue birds yellow(other translations suggest the piped piper of hamelin was there too and i think u know what he did... not to the children of course... what a spiteful sight that would be...no... to the locks) but what does it matter? Our hero has yet to save the victims of his lunch! Determined and strong, the knight ran back to the pink cave of waste where he hoped to find the gulfs empty but to his horror again he found them full... not giving up our valliant warrior ran back to the smaller cave but the condition was still the same... the poor knight ran from one place to another so many times that eventually he exploded under the intense pressure and was never ever seen or heard from again (other translations however suggest another ending... while running thru and fro the knight sweated out his faeces through his pores and lived happily ever after... but those endings are only take place in disney movies)

Well truly, the toilet of PFS is certainly remarkable and who knows how many lives it has already claimed... or is to claim

well i hoped that opened yr eyes to one of the wonders of PFS join me next time as we tour around more remarkable places!!!