The Tetha Mu Gamma Love FrAternity

Dearly beloveds,
Typing costs me time... time i don't have... but drawing provides an easier alternative for me to express myself.
Therefore, if you will... one of my comrade has uploded pictures from the Tetha Mu Gamma Scroll of Old: chapter 1.1 subsection 5.75 and posted it on his blog.
Please check the chatbox for the link to his site and so feel free to visit.

to know the depth of the wind

How deep can the wind get? How wide can her wings stretch out? How sweet can her songs sound to my ears? How long can she loom and linger, rustling through my hair?I want to know!!! I want to know!!! I WANT TO KNOW!!!

Last thursday i made a very very difficult decission. I hadn't much time to think it over so it was a rather hasty choice... but it's worth it... i think. It started somewhat one month ago when a brotherhood was formed between four young men... all from different walks of life, different colours of eyes, different accents of speech, different breeds of acne, different circumferences of biceps and different widths of sails which would encampass the wind that blows their ships of life each to different unknown island destinations. Four of them sharing almost nothing in common mysteriously had something alike... all their paths of being converged to a single point called the Seventhofjulyo'eight. Yes there and then was where it all began.


In the begining... i know you know God made the heavens and the earth...


So in the not so begining, there was the Whisper, being carried by the soft moist lips of the wind to the ear of the hearer and from the hearing of the ear came the awakening of the being. From the unslumbering of the slumberer came the transmission of nerve impulses across the synaptic clefts by means of neurotransmitters to the brain and from that came the understanding of the thought and from the comprehension came the decision and the decision begot action which revealed itself through the utterence. But before the utterence there had to be the council of four and before the council of four the message that birthed the setting and ringing of the alarm clock had to be delivered through the Pigeons of Truth and from the council came the proposal which lead to the agreement and ultimately the brotherhood called the Tetha Mu Gamma.


Sigh... the fraternity,


Now that i have the history of what i'm talking about ironed out i shall continue to further explain myself. The Tetha Mu Gamma was formed on the foundation which had the words " to overcome love with love" inscripted deep into it... not erasable, not phantomable... and unfortunately not comprehendable. We young men decided it would be wise to form a freternity which would help us abstain from any form of relationship with the opposite gender until after form five. This was to ensure the productivity and advancement of our accadamical life. Hence further establishing the thought. " to overcome love for eve's race with brotherly love". With this mindset 'instilled' into the mind and thoughts of every member we elected the valliant, wise and humble patrick chua as our president going by the name Dr. Love to Night ( a long story). Working happily under him we had the "hardworking, secretarial, administrative " thung yiu jho shouldering the responsibility of the vice president and also the secretary while going by the initials T Y JOE (check it out!!!). We also elected Matthew Elliot as the lovemeter checker this was because he was predestined to do this job...he had this remarkable talent that when he places his finger to your heart and if it is so that your heart has a place for love towards a girl it would send such a rush of blood right up to his multitude of pimples and one of them would pop... then we know... then we know. And what pose i held you may ask? Well for the benefit of everyone it was decided that i only held the pose of AJK ahli jawatan kuasa. I was contented...


For a period of time the Tetha Mu Gamma thrived. It began to gain school wide popularity and was greatly revered by other bodies and students. We had our rituals... yes we did... and we had to follow them all strictly.

Unfortunately, i cannot continue my babbling discourse as the thought of how it all ended still wounds my feeble heart. Maybe, just maybe when i overcome this pain i shall tell you more about our rituals and achievements and also our fall. Someday maybe i shall look back and understand why but as for now i still wonder...

How deep can the wind get? How wide can her wings stretch out? How sweet can her songs sound to my ears? How tenderly can her fingertips tap moistly on the soft walls of my heart... I WANT TO KNOW... i want to know... i want to know (a weak cry fades faintly to the background engulfed by heavy breathing)

hear ye hear ye...

below is a symbolic statement and i challenge anyone to decipher it.
"If I ever lay my eyes on thy face of royalty, or if we shall do as much as to verbally spar again O KING GEORGE the FIFTH, i shall slayeth thee with my sword, my lance, my meja-repunggungals and with my fiddlers three!!!"

re: entertainment news weekly

To all entertainment news weekly fans. Iam sad to inform you that there has been a delay in this weeks edition due to absence of one of our key editors; Inspiration. We hope it's not too late to apologize fo any inconvenience caused. While our board of publishers try to contact Inspiration, our only consolation for you is that you read entertainment news weekly edition 1 until part 2 comes. Again we say sorry.
love, publishers of ENW

YO CROWD!!! LETS GET LOUD!!!

Guess what's my newest passion!?!?! It's not basketball, it's not debating, neither is it studying... it's CHEER LEADING!!!
SAY WHAT?!?!
Give me a C... ( screaming echoes cccccc as the team moves one step forward)

give me a H... ( screeming echoes hhhhh as the team moves another step forward)

Give me an E^2... ( louder echoes this time as people are usually more confident when pronouncing vovels... and because it's squared everyone jumps 2 steps)

give me a C... ( doubtful echoes cause i made a spelling mistake)( i realise... so i improvise)

give me a backspace...( then everyone does a backflip and shout backspace with the hands in front of them like how i often do it)

give me a R... ( softer echoes r because their tiredness has caused damping to their longditudanal wave's amplitude)

So what's that spell? Cheerleader!!! Yaya i know it only spells cheer but understood la yo. So ya... why am i so enthusiastic about cheer? Umm i dunno it just looks and feels fun. I just enjoy myself everytime i touch my toes in the air. But unfortunately for me, PFS does'nt have an all-boys team. I really dont know why... maybe pom-pons dont do manlihood any justice. Or maybe some ppl think it's just plain sissy!!! But it's NOT!!! (i've got to get an applause for this... this very line could win me youth speaks for the nation or even US presidency) I mean come on seriously... in ancient times lacy pink and lilac handkerchiefs were the symbols of a knights bravery. But what can i do... only an insignificant handful of boys in my form like cheerleading... but the irony is we r all muscular... girls control yourselfs... boys don't mess with the facts! ya so what should i do?
i've got a plan... u know i always do... muahahaha...want to know what it is?
READY? OK!!
i'm gonna start a squad!!! SAY WHAT?!?! yea i'm going to start a squad! I'm opening it to the boys who are deprived from the wonderful experiences of leaping, jumping, falling down, doing splits, basket tosses, wolf jumps, pikes and the ultimate thrill of opening our mouths so wide that our saliva gets contained in our lower jaw sort of like a reservoir and the little flicking things cheer leaders do to their head to make it look more pretensiously excited if there's such a word... but seriously that's scarry... what if we bite our tongues off in the process? I think we'll scrape the head thing off, yea guys... lets keep it safe.
SO here are the requirements to join my squad which will eventually be tearmed our squad and which will move on to win the national cheer finals. Go team! anyway here they are ...

1. you must be a boy ( sorry girls... i'm really sorry)
2. you must be willing to wear our team attire no matter how unappealing or body hugging it may seem... i shall reveal it to u later... the attire... not my body
3. you must show me spirit fingers every time including when you are writing your essays
4. you must stick to a specific diet 3 months before competition which includes no chicken consumption and no colgate... only darlie
5. and I must know you!!!

so when i get my all boy team i think I'm gonna name it the GIRLS...

Guys Imitating Radical Ladylike Stunts or Guys In Really Lovable Skirts or something like that la k my mind cant work now. So anyone up for it? Please leave your name on my shout box. AND FOR ALL OF YOU UP FOR A CHALLANGE be you a cheerleader or not... try this

Go GIRLS

we defy taciturnity (whoo ooo whoo)

so enthusiastic we got u on yr knees ( kneel down)

we so good we make history (lift hand and show thumbs up)

you so scared u go pee pee ( don't have to do actions for this)

we got our pom pons by our side (take pom-pons and wave around frenzily)

our toe touches cart-wheels are our pride (half do toe touch half do cart wheel)

our splits make your knees collide (everyone splits except four who bite thier nails and shiver)

so afraid you run and hide ( run around)

we dont know what lack lustre maens ( lift some one high up and he shrugs his shoulders)

we just jump about like jelly beans ( basket toss n d rest bring hands infront of chest n bounce)

the trophie's ours or so it seems ( run to the trophie and lick the trophie slowly)

you can't win even in your dreams ( everyone falls down n pretends to sleep for one minute)( get to take a break and catch breath but they dunno they thought it's part of the act.. haha...smart move josh)

we dont care what you do today (frm lying position suddenly jump up and point)

we don't even care if you are gay ( smack your bottom then smack your friends bottom)

the route to the glory we lead the way ( do some marching)

who's gonna win let me hear you say!!!! ( put right hand towards left ear n left hand points right)

THE GIRLS ARE IN THE HOUSE!!! and the house's on fire!( echo: hot hot hot we're red hot!)( hands 20 degrees from hips then wriggle fingers and do short jumps like in a fitz)

oooo

THE GIRLS ARE IN THE HOUSE!!! and the house's on fire! (ouch ouch better dont touch)( pivot elbows into hips then swing about 360 degrees clockwise and anticlockwise very fast)

superpoposisition of domination! SUPERPOPOSISITION OF DOMINATION! SUPERPOPOSISITION OF DOMINATION!!! ( somebody frm crowd shouts: what's your lamda!??!)

G!(left hand arches over head right hand bent wrist 90* pointing left brought towards chest then shout as loud as you can Gggggg!)

I! (fists clenched in praying position and lifted straight up above head wriggle about and scream like you never screamed before Iiiiii!)

L! (hands still in earlier position rotate body 90* clockwise and stick butt out as much as you can then with all your might say Llll! i know this is hard but with practice we can do it!)

R! (stick out three fingers from right hand... bring hand directly below ear while left hand kept at negaraku position then with the three fingers under your ear CLAW! and say a soft sharp prefabaly in A# rrrrrrr! you know like the growling thingy)

S! (again turn body to right arch both hands over head, stick stomach out and tip- toe then say s)

EXCLAMATION POINT! (both hands overlap each other and hug body tightly and shake the hips vigorously then altogether jump forward turn around and stick butt out with a short sudden force!)( hopefully no gas is emitted)

then jump around like crazy as if our routine is over but then as the next team wants to take the floor we still dont move... then we suddenly drop our heads down and group together and then lift it up again with one hand fingers spread out over face then we say as macho as we can...

boys!

ok thats it... see yo soon don't forget to sign up ya!

if a picture paints a thousand words

many ppl have asked me where r the pictures why so dull so bland lousy blog mine so much nicer no pictures la why no pictures where r the colours
well i love pictures no doubt but if i can write a thousand words why paint? haha no la i'm not that tech savvy where i can just plug my cam on the com and do stuff and i dont have the time... sorry but whenever u see too many words and u want to rest your eyes just look to the left of my blog and see the good looking guy in the small box and relax yr eyes a little then continue reading.
and i realised that i type too much and always on fridays...i'm sorry it's the only time i'm free and i seriously dunno why i type so much, maybe it's spm stress.
p/s to really enjoy, read my posts as how u think i would say them... u know then may be a wee bit nicer lo. haha bye bye (no this is weird) y bye bye?

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS WEEKLY WITH JOSHUA

The entertainment world is going crazy... let's see why....so what's the buzz!!! here are the top stories...

• katy perry's "surprising" confession
• rihana's dum dum de dum...bashing
• the convict who assulted mariah carry finally surfaces

Headlines

Rising starlet Katy Perry had a lot to say about her latest addiction... yes "she kissed a boy" and "she liked it"...wow! Right after hearing that, Beyonce wished she was a boy!!! In reply to the earlier statement, veteran performer and formally bald Britney Spears commented...

"I think katy perry's a womanizer!!!! she belongs in the circus!!!" and yes "oops she did it again!" thank you very much Britney!

And did you realise that boyfriend stealer Ariel Lavinge was saying she could be your girlfriend one minute and the next she's saying when you're gone... strange

In a seperate issue, desperate band the Black Eyed Peas wants to get it started in here... but they still cant find the love... so just where is the love??? Usher has offered his deepest sympathies said the RnB hit artist "Dont worry we still can make love in this club... but it'll be like moving mountains...but who cares just burn!"

Moving on, troubled mariah carrey has gone around for quite some time telling everyone that "A hero came along, touched my body, then said bye bye..." and yes whoever you are beware for she will hunt you down. Is it true or is it just a publicity stunt to open a door to who knows what miracles. Finally after months of the news been circulated American Idol sensation David Cook has surfaced and confessed to the crime. Said he, "It was the time of my life and i tried to leave the light on when i was gone but the bulb must have fused."

But what's been the talk of the town? It has to be Rihanna's big bashing... Who did it? And with what?.. The question still remains, but to my descretion i think it had something to do with an umbrella... but dont ask me ask Britney she's the one with the experience in umbrella bashing if you know what i mean. back to the story, it is said that when Rihanna regained conciousness she seeked help from passerbys no one helped her as everyone was at the grammys oops what happened to your boyfriend, Rihanna? Wasn't he suppose to be with you with you with you with you with you... haha so many yous maybe he was with the other you. BTW no one except dejeted James Blunt who's still in his own world of 1973 singin here we go again happened to stumble upon her. empathically he said "I'll carry you home" but Rihanna shouted back " just shut up and drive!" surprising, Rihanna you're lucky it was James and not Leonna Lewis or she'll just mock you "Keep bleeding keep keep bleeding!"

In response to the script's question of the day on "who is the man that cannot be moved?" some famous artists had a lot to say

Christina Auguleria: the Candyman!

Michael Jackson: the man in the mirror (funny sounds)

Alicia Keys: no one! (yea right)

Favourite duchess Fergie has been put into lock up because everytime she comes around the London Bridge comes falling down. However according to speciallised agents from the scotland yard, she's under perfect care and she's undergoing intensive spelling classes. Don't ak me why listen to her songs... Meanwhile troubled amy winehouse is still singing You try to make me go the rehab but i say no no no! NO! PLEASE!

In health,it is confirmed that the teriffic trio the Jonas Brothers have been bitten by the love bug. Following this they have been quarantined for a few months because all of them are burning up!!! Looks like there aint gonna be anymore screaming girls for a long time. Fellow american idol Jourdin Sparks has made a public statement that tatoos are bad for health as they make you no air whatever that means. meanwhile David Archie has met with an accident and is asking is it crushed? amiss all this Lindsay Lohan still can't sing and Duffy's begging her for mercy...

sports

Michael Bubble won everything except for the little things which Colbie Calliat won

Lastly i did an interview with certain stars and i asked them what they thought of the world now going haywire crazy and the entertainment business being the major source of this. Here are what some stars had to say...

Rihanna: it's Disturbia!( then she goes on singing some dum dum dee dum thingys which are just too horrible to write.) By the way i told her to Stop the music!

Pink: So what!!! i'm still a rock star!

Colbie Callait: Oh my gosh i just realised!

John Mayor: Say what you need to say, i'll keep on waiting on the world to change.

conclusion

so what have we Christians got to say when the world's turning in all of it's ways.

3 simple lines

YOU ARE MY STRENGTH, TILL I SEE YOU, I'LL TELL THE WORLD