YO CROWD!!! LETS GET LOUD!!!

Guess what's my newest passion!?!?! It's not basketball, it's not debating, neither is it studying... it's CHEER LEADING!!!
SAY WHAT?!?!
Give me a C... ( screaming echoes cccccc as the team moves one step forward)

give me a H... ( screeming echoes hhhhh as the team moves another step forward)

Give me an E^2... ( louder echoes this time as people are usually more confident when pronouncing vovels... and because it's squared everyone jumps 2 steps)

give me a C... ( doubtful echoes cause i made a spelling mistake)( i realise... so i improvise)

give me a backspace...( then everyone does a backflip and shout backspace with the hands in front of them like how i often do it)

give me a R... ( softer echoes r because their tiredness has caused damping to their longditudanal wave's amplitude)

So what's that spell? Cheerleader!!! Yaya i know it only spells cheer but understood la yo. So ya... why am i so enthusiastic about cheer? Umm i dunno it just looks and feels fun. I just enjoy myself everytime i touch my toes in the air. But unfortunately for me, PFS does'nt have an all-boys team. I really dont know why... maybe pom-pons dont do manlihood any justice. Or maybe some ppl think it's just plain sissy!!! But it's NOT!!! (i've got to get an applause for this... this very line could win me youth speaks for the nation or even US presidency) I mean come on seriously... in ancient times lacy pink and lilac handkerchiefs were the symbols of a knights bravery. But what can i do... only an insignificant handful of boys in my form like cheerleading... but the irony is we r all muscular... girls control yourselfs... boys don't mess with the facts! ya so what should i do?
i've got a plan... u know i always do... muahahaha...want to know what it is?
READY? OK!!
i'm gonna start a squad!!! SAY WHAT?!?! yea i'm going to start a squad! I'm opening it to the boys who are deprived from the wonderful experiences of leaping, jumping, falling down, doing splits, basket tosses, wolf jumps, pikes and the ultimate thrill of opening our mouths so wide that our saliva gets contained in our lower jaw sort of like a reservoir and the little flicking things cheer leaders do to their head to make it look more pretensiously excited if there's such a word... but seriously that's scarry... what if we bite our tongues off in the process? I think we'll scrape the head thing off, yea guys... lets keep it safe.
SO here are the requirements to join my squad which will eventually be tearmed our squad and which will move on to win the national cheer finals. Go team! anyway here they are ...

1. you must be a boy ( sorry girls... i'm really sorry)
2. you must be willing to wear our team attire no matter how unappealing or body hugging it may seem... i shall reveal it to u later... the attire... not my body
3. you must show me spirit fingers every time including when you are writing your essays
4. you must stick to a specific diet 3 months before competition which includes no chicken consumption and no colgate... only darlie
5. and I must know you!!!

so when i get my all boy team i think I'm gonna name it the GIRLS...

Guys Imitating Radical Ladylike Stunts or Guys In Really Lovable Skirts or something like that la k my mind cant work now. So anyone up for it? Please leave your name on my shout box. AND FOR ALL OF YOU UP FOR A CHALLANGE be you a cheerleader or not... try this

Go GIRLS

we defy taciturnity (whoo ooo whoo)

so enthusiastic we got u on yr knees ( kneel down)

we so good we make history (lift hand and show thumbs up)

you so scared u go pee pee ( don't have to do actions for this)

we got our pom pons by our side (take pom-pons and wave around frenzily)

our toe touches cart-wheels are our pride (half do toe touch half do cart wheel)

our splits make your knees collide (everyone splits except four who bite thier nails and shiver)

so afraid you run and hide ( run around)

we dont know what lack lustre maens ( lift some one high up and he shrugs his shoulders)

we just jump about like jelly beans ( basket toss n d rest bring hands infront of chest n bounce)

the trophie's ours or so it seems ( run to the trophie and lick the trophie slowly)

you can't win even in your dreams ( everyone falls down n pretends to sleep for one minute)( get to take a break and catch breath but they dunno they thought it's part of the act.. haha...smart move josh)

we dont care what you do today (frm lying position suddenly jump up and point)

we don't even care if you are gay ( smack your bottom then smack your friends bottom)

the route to the glory we lead the way ( do some marching)

who's gonna win let me hear you say!!!! ( put right hand towards left ear n left hand points right)

THE GIRLS ARE IN THE HOUSE!!! and the house's on fire!( echo: hot hot hot we're red hot!)( hands 20 degrees from hips then wriggle fingers and do short jumps like in a fitz)

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THE GIRLS ARE IN THE HOUSE!!! and the house's on fire! (ouch ouch better dont touch)( pivot elbows into hips then swing about 360 degrees clockwise and anticlockwise very fast)

superpoposisition of domination! SUPERPOPOSISITION OF DOMINATION! SUPERPOPOSISITION OF DOMINATION!!! ( somebody frm crowd shouts: what's your lamda!??!)

G!(left hand arches over head right hand bent wrist 90* pointing left brought towards chest then shout as loud as you can Gggggg!)

I! (fists clenched in praying position and lifted straight up above head wriggle about and scream like you never screamed before Iiiiii!)

L! (hands still in earlier position rotate body 90* clockwise and stick butt out as much as you can then with all your might say Llll! i know this is hard but with practice we can do it!)

R! (stick out three fingers from right hand... bring hand directly below ear while left hand kept at negaraku position then with the three fingers under your ear CLAW! and say a soft sharp prefabaly in A# rrrrrrr! you know like the growling thingy)

S! (again turn body to right arch both hands over head, stick stomach out and tip- toe then say s)

EXCLAMATION POINT! (both hands overlap each other and hug body tightly and shake the hips vigorously then altogether jump forward turn around and stick butt out with a short sudden force!)( hopefully no gas is emitted)

then jump around like crazy as if our routine is over but then as the next team wants to take the floor we still dont move... then we suddenly drop our heads down and group together and then lift it up again with one hand fingers spread out over face then we say as macho as we can...

boys!

ok thats it... see yo soon don't forget to sign up ya!