ENTERTAINMENT NEWS WEEKLY WITH JOSHUA

The entertainment world is going crazy... let's see why....so what's the buzz!!! here are the top stories...

• katy perry's "surprising" confession
• rihana's dum dum de dum...bashing
• the convict who assulted mariah carry finally surfaces

Headlines

Rising starlet Katy Perry had a lot to say about her latest addiction... yes "she kissed a boy" and "she liked it"...wow! Right after hearing that, Beyonce wished she was a boy!!! In reply to the earlier statement, veteran performer and formally bald Britney Spears commented...

"I think katy perry's a womanizer!!!! she belongs in the circus!!!" and yes "oops she did it again!" thank you very much Britney!

And did you realise that boyfriend stealer Ariel Lavinge was saying she could be your girlfriend one minute and the next she's saying when you're gone... strange

In a seperate issue, desperate band the Black Eyed Peas wants to get it started in here... but they still cant find the love... so just where is the love??? Usher has offered his deepest sympathies said the RnB hit artist "Dont worry we still can make love in this club... but it'll be like moving mountains...but who cares just burn!"

Moving on, troubled mariah carrey has gone around for quite some time telling everyone that "A hero came along, touched my body, then said bye bye..." and yes whoever you are beware for she will hunt you down. Is it true or is it just a publicity stunt to open a door to who knows what miracles. Finally after months of the news been circulated American Idol sensation David Cook has surfaced and confessed to the crime. Said he, "It was the time of my life and i tried to leave the light on when i was gone but the bulb must have fused."

But what's been the talk of the town? It has to be Rihanna's big bashing... Who did it? And with what?.. The question still remains, but to my descretion i think it had something to do with an umbrella... but dont ask me ask Britney she's the one with the experience in umbrella bashing if you know what i mean. back to the story, it is said that when Rihanna regained conciousness she seeked help from passerbys no one helped her as everyone was at the grammys oops what happened to your boyfriend, Rihanna? Wasn't he suppose to be with you with you with you with you with you... haha so many yous maybe he was with the other you. BTW no one except dejeted James Blunt who's still in his own world of 1973 singin here we go again happened to stumble upon her. empathically he said "I'll carry you home" but Rihanna shouted back " just shut up and drive!" surprising, Rihanna you're lucky it was James and not Leonna Lewis or she'll just mock you "Keep bleeding keep keep bleeding!"

In response to the script's question of the day on "who is the man that cannot be moved?" some famous artists had a lot to say

Christina Auguleria: the Candyman!

Michael Jackson: the man in the mirror (funny sounds)

Alicia Keys: no one! (yea right)

Favourite duchess Fergie has been put into lock up because everytime she comes around the London Bridge comes falling down. However according to speciallised agents from the scotland yard, she's under perfect care and she's undergoing intensive spelling classes. Don't ak me why listen to her songs... Meanwhile troubled amy winehouse is still singing You try to make me go the rehab but i say no no no! NO! PLEASE!

In health,it is confirmed that the teriffic trio the Jonas Brothers have been bitten by the love bug. Following this they have been quarantined for a few months because all of them are burning up!!! Looks like there aint gonna be anymore screaming girls for a long time. Fellow american idol Jourdin Sparks has made a public statement that tatoos are bad for health as they make you no air whatever that means. meanwhile David Archie has met with an accident and is asking is it crushed? amiss all this Lindsay Lohan still can't sing and Duffy's begging her for mercy...

sports

Michael Bubble won everything except for the little things which Colbie Calliat won

Lastly i did an interview with certain stars and i asked them what they thought of the world now going haywire crazy and the entertainment business being the major source of this. Here are what some stars had to say...

Rihanna: it's Disturbia!( then she goes on singing some dum dum dee dum thingys which are just too horrible to write.) By the way i told her to Stop the music!

Pink: So what!!! i'm still a rock star!

Colbie Callait: Oh my gosh i just realised!

John Mayor: Say what you need to say, i'll keep on waiting on the world to change.

conclusion

so what have we Christians got to say when the world's turning in all of it's ways.

3 simple lines

YOU ARE MY STRENGTH, TILL I SEE YOU, I'LL TELL THE WORLD